White on white crime! Josh McRoberts puts the Birdman on a poster - that is, if anyone would ever manufacture, sell, or buy a Josh McRoberts poster.
one of us is gonna have to change
worst pain imaginable
That scooter ankle hit was the realist pain ever felt
"you just ate"
"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball.
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
Rebooting things on Taylor’s tumblr so I can rereblog them on mine…
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)